About

The Church of Everlasting Satisfaction and Snack-N-Bowl was founded on one basic principle: everyone is special and should be happy all the time. Members of CESSNAB, our CESSNAB Crusaders, spread the word of our church and encourage everyone to contribute to the world's happiness by being happy themselves. Emotions are contagious, which is why CESSNAB encourages its members to spread happiness wherever they go. One person's happiness increases another person's happiness in an ever swelling sea of happiness.

Our worship services take place in our main sanctuary, the bowling alley. Through the repetition of our positive mantras and a genuine belief in your special happiness, our Crusaders find even greater happiness in bowling perfect games. Our philosophy is that competition, envy, and regret are the leading causes of unhappiness. Our bowling alley is a place where our Crusaders embrace the positive and believe that they are entitled to happiness. Everyone is a winner at CESSNAB.